Yesterday, I saw a picture of a cat eating spaghetti and I laughed even harder than I do at comic sans.

This is just another sign of my increasingly-worse mental state.

I think I will see a doctor, and take them on a magical unicorn ride with me

and have a picnic under a willow tree

and when we’re there we can whisper each other our secrets like pre-adolescent girls

we will eat ice cream together and watch the sunset

~~La Stranezza