I love making people feel awkward. I like to think of it as one of my hidden talents. Sure, any old chap can say something off-kilter and produce a few moments of awkwardness, but maximizing the awkwardness potential takes true skill and a propensity for making bizarrely sexual faces out of nowhere. As anyone who knows me can attest, bizarrely sexual is my middle name.*
*Actually it’s Wayne but who cares.