My Lovely Laptop

Dear Miranda is dead, or thereabouts; all that is left is to gut her remains, salvage for data.

In other words, my laptop–Miranda–which has actually been dead for awhile but somewhat zombified–has been declared officially deceased by the ComputerCops, and in her place is my new laptop, who doesn’t have a name yet, although I’m thinking something along the lines of Alaina or Chiaroscuro or maybe Bob.

Your Project Mayhem assignment for this week is to come up with a good name for my laptop. Whoever comes up with the best name will get good energies sent their way and everyone else will suffer eternally in Hell, forced to watch cat videos on YouTube for the rest of their meaningless existences.


~~La Stranezza

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