Last night’s episode of the Simpsons was awesome. And no, I’m not just writing this to procrastinate.
Anyways, it was awesome because Neil Gaiman guest starred and Neil Gaiman is friggin’ amazing. It’s like…if you take a giant kolache (the awesomest food ever) and stuff it with all the awesomest ingredients, like paprika and soylent green, and then you Christened it with James Joyce’s blood, then that kolache would be about the same level as cool as Neil Gaiman is. Just don’t try to eat the kolache, because you’ll probably die–arsenic being the awesomest poison.