Okeley-dokeley, today I have good news, bad news, and some other news that has nothing to do with panini.
The Good News: I’m getting published! It’s super awesome! Granted, it’s only an essay in a small college literary journal, but it still counts for something, no?
Truth be told, this is actually part of my grand scheme for world domination. It’s all very complex and involves quantum physics, which I don’t know how to do, and so I’ll just stop talking right now because I completely lost my train of thought and also because I didn’t get to put sugar in my tea this morning and the resulting loss of blood sugar levels is slowly driving me insane.
That, by the by, is not the bad news. It is, for some strange, non-existent reason, the good news. I’m still not entirely certain how this works, but it brings us back to the quantum physics dilemma, so I’m just going to get on to the bad news.
The Bad News: My dad was in a bad car accident yesterday. He thought he had a broken arm, but it turns out it just got beat up real bad, so he doesn’t have to get a cast or anything and there’s no permanent damage or anything…But the car he was still driving is totaled, so, yeah…
In case you didn’t realise it, that was the bad news.
The News Which Is Neither Good Nor Bad And That Has Nothing At All To Do With Anything, Really: Panini taste really good.
Huh, I suppose that had something to do with panini, so, yeah…”Whatevs.”