Which ones, I know not.
But what I do know is that I want to see the new Muppets film. Not because I love Muppets–they’re okay, and Gonzo is pretty cool–but because I love Jason Segel.
Well, not love love Jason Segel, but he’s still freaking awesome.
If Jason Segel was a sandwich, he’d be a non-Jewish Reuben.
If Jason Segel were a car, he’d be a German car. Not a Volkswagen German car, but a Mercedes or a BWM.
If Jason Segel were an ice cream flavour, he’d be awesome n’ cream.
If Jason Segel were an episode of HIMYM, he’d be Girls vs. Suits (my favourite episode).
If Jason Segel were a musical, he would be Mamma Mia!, which successfully combines the awesomeness of ABBA with the awesomeness of musical theatre.
If Jason Segel were a novel, he would be a Tom Robbins novel.
That’s how awesome Jason Segel is.