If Jason Segel were a[n]…

Which ones, I know not.

But what I do know is that I want to see the new Muppets film. Not because I love Muppets–they’re okay, and Gonzo is pretty cool–but because I love Jason Segel.

Well, not love love Jason Segel, but he’s still freaking awesome.

If Jason Segel was a sandwich, he’d be a non-Jewish Reuben.

If Jason Segel were a car, he’d be a German car. Not a Volkswagen German car, but a Mercedes or a BWM.

If Jason Segel were an ice cream flavour, he’d be awesome n’ cream.

If Jason Segel were an episode of HIMYM, he’d be Girls vs. Suits (my favourite episode).

If Jason Segel were a musical, he would be Mamma Mia!, which successfully combines the awesomeness of ABBA with the awesomeness of musical theatre.

If Jason Segel were a novel, he would be a Tom Robbins novel.

That’s how awesome Jason Segel is.

~~La Stranezza

Advertisements

Say Anything

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s