Me: *Spends five minutes messing with the lights in the kitchen; eventually creates a really kick-ass chiaroscuro effect*
Grandpa: *Come in, turns on lights indiscriminately; completely effs up my masterpiece*
Me: *Dies a little on the inside*
See, this is why I need a life.
P.S. Four posts till 400th. I think…The point is, I have a lot of posts. If you, like me, are trying to procrastinate against Camp NaNo, go read some of them. It’ll help, and hopefully confuse you enough that you’ll have lots of fodder for making shit up.